What’s better than surprising your nearest and dearest with something totally original and unique. Forget the Christmas socks and choc’s, we’re talking about ‘nom-skulls’ and ‘smoking mittens’. Don’t know what we’re on about? You will soon enough.
Give your house guests the shock of their lives with this blood bath mat this Christmas - the ultra realistic horror genre piece of home ware for the bathroom. Gruesome, bloody, and absolutely offensive, the Blood Bath Mat gift for those practical jokers in the family! This terrifying blood stained bath mat truly pays tribute to those classic Hitchcock and Hammer horror movies of old. Bring on the blood! 50 x 70cm. £12.50 - Presentfiner.co.uk
An ideal gift for foolhardy tobacco addicts, Smoking Mittens are destined to become must-have accessories this, and every other, winter. And let's face it, you're already damaging most bits of your body with nicotine, so why put your delicate ikkle fingers at risk from frostbite? Bada-bing bada- boom. £18.99 - Firebox
With the strangest name we’ve heard in a while, the Orgasmatron head massager is the perfect unusual gift for anyone, male or female, young or old! It’s incredibly light prongs stroke your head in a way the human hand quite simply can’t. So if you think someone you know might need a little relaxation this Christmas we can’t recommend the Orgasmatron enough. £2.49 from findmeagift
You’ve seen them everywhere this year; the ‘Keep Calm and….’ prints – in keyrings, on posters, mugs, window stickers – we just can’t enough of them! Now, in a very similar style, this ‘Save Water – Drink Champagne print’ comes along, ideal for any budding Ab Fab wannabe-Patesey’s out there. It really is divine, sweety. £24 –notonthehighstreet.com
Terrorise your friends and family with this intimidating Remote Controlled Tarantula! Sneak it into rooms, have it crawl along the sofa, floor or have it creeping out of cupboards, this is sure to give a family member or friend a cheeky scare. The RC Remote Control Tarantula is a realistic looking furry- textured creepy crawling creature that'll scare the cobwebs out of your friends, family and even yourself! £32.38 – Play.com
